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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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paradisaic:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

that’s incorrect, the correct lyrics are “and I’m on the bleachers”

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  • Snape:What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
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  • me:ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend:so you hate him?
  • me:no hes my favorite character
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drake & josh

  • season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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